Joe and Eddie

What do you call a train man who steps on a live 3rd rail?
A conducter!  


What railroad couldn't keep their engines shiny?
The Erie!
Huh? Why is that?
It's because of Lackawaxen.

What's the angriest piece of track?
A cross tie...

If this was a model railroad we wouldn't have any of these problems.
Hey, Is that a HEADLIGHT coming at us????